Off the air

Now how can we announce that we're off the air when we're off the air?

We're off the air for a couple days. Wisconsin road trip. Folks. Brother and family. Other pundits will have to document pre-convention weekend.

The temp felines and the permanent felines are doing better so I trust they won't kill each other.

Andy: Les, the transmitter blew up!
Les: Of course! That was my lead!
Johnny: You led off the newscast by telling them that we're off the air?
Les, troubled: ... No. But I can include that in my update.

Ahh, WKRP. I'll just think sweet thoughts of Jan Smithers for a moment.