Now THAT's a scary image

Now THAT'S a scary image

As the latest attempt to enforce the unenforcable gets under way:

"You will not meet Mayor Ernie Lehman standing in line for the keg at a weekend house party. You will not see Iowa City Councilor Dee Vanderhoef smoking a cigarette on the front porch. You will not get the chance to dance with Councilor Connie Champion in the basement..."

Hm. MAYBE Regenia Bailey. And definitely Brandon Ross if we could have got him elected...