Brazilians and Brazilians
With apologies to Carl Sagan.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: 'Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.'
'OH NO!' the president exclaims. 'That's terrible!'
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in his hands.
Finally, the president looks up and asks,
'How many is a brazillion?' "
The worst.
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