Think they'll find Bush's brain up there?

Suddenly, the scariest thing Saturday is not the final Harry Potter vs. Voldemort showdown

Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen Dick Cheney and Voldemort together?

President Bush temporarily will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney while Bush has a colonoscopy Saturday.

In a medical first the president will conduct the procedure himself:



And I thought I'd used up my weekly quota of snark with the headlines Giuliani: Asked About HIV, He Answers With 9/11 and McCain: Not Dead, but Neither Was Terri Schiavo.

Hey, what's that mushroom shaped glow over Pyongyang?