Cleanup Day

Cleanup Day

Two consecutive days off for the first time in can't remember when, so I'm cleaning up the piles in the office, both physical and virtual. If I promised you a photo with some political pezzonovante a few months ago and never followed up, now is a good time to remind me.

I'm not ready yet to write about my post-election emotions with anything like the eloquence the subject deserves, so I'm just going to crack jokes for now.

The president-elect casually referred to himself as a "mutt" yesterday. Looks like Chapelle will have to settle this with the Race Draft.



Tiger Woods was the first pick; maybe not anymore.

And, after all the screaming about Bill Ayers, don't you want to hear what the man himself says? "I became a prop, a cartoon character created to be pummeled. When Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin got hold of it, the attack went viral. At a now-famous Oct. 4 rally, she said Obama was "pallin' around with terrorists." (I pictured us sharing a milkshake with two straws.)"