Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Report: Kidman Richest Aussie Entertainer

Beautiful, talented, AND rich? She STILL (!) hasn't called. Somehow I have my doubts that our lifestyles would be compatible:

"What shall it be this weekend, Nicole? Take your private jet to Tahiti and go windsurfing, or walk on down to Pearson's for a malt?"

Still, there is that Enquirer headline that she is NOT in fact getting back together with Tom...

While I'm at it here's a list of My Least Favorite Redheads

  • Margaret Thatcher
  • Lizzie Borden
  • That really obnoxious "You ARE the weakest link" lady
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