Clinton memoir sparks Harry Potter-like frenzy - JUNE 22, 2004

Clinton memoir sparks Harry Potter-like frenzy (Updated)

Would that make Ken Starr Lord Voldemort (you said his name!), or just Uncle Vernon? Hillary may or may not be Hermione, but here's a few more:

Newt Gingrich - Draco Malfoy, with DeLay and Armey as those two goons who always hang out with him

Al Gore - Neville Longbottom

James Carville - Mad-Eye Moody

Madeline Albright - Professor McGonnagal

Robert Reich - Dobby the house elf (narrowly edging out George Stephanopolous)

House Impeachment Committee - Dementors

Snape, who is technically on the good side but reeks of evil, is either Sam Nunn or Joe Lieberman.

And there was no Dumbledore. That was the whole problem.

Feel free to comment and stretch the analogy to the breaking point...

Clinton would have mopped the floor with Bush in 2000.