This blogger is taking a human being weekend. To tide you over, here's the Simpson's "Lesser Known Presidents Song":
Kids: We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler,
There's Fillmore and there's Hayes.
There's William Henry Harrison,
Harrison: I died in thirty days!
Kids: We... are... the...
Caretaker presidents of the U-S-A!