Friday, March 11, 2005

Frist chased by headless laboratory cats

Frist chased by headless laboratory cats



Friday Frist Cat Blogging:

Bill had purchased two lottery tickets and a package of Ho-Hos at a Washington 7-11 store when he noticed a gang of twenty headless laboratory cats lurching toward him in a threatening manner. The cats, believed to be remnants of Bill's days as an overeager medical student, stumbled forward in unison, gurgling from their neatly exposed larynxs. The correct spelling of "larynxs" is not important to this story.

The cats gathered in formation and then begin the opening dance number from "Thriller"..."


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