Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Newsweek Lutefisk Story Sparks Fury Across Volatile Midwest

Newsweek Lutefisk Story Sparks Fury Across Volatile Midwest

Koran flushing may be deliberate...

Decorah, IA - The debris-strewn streets of this remote Midwestern hamlet remain under a tense 24-hour curfew tonight, following weekend demonstrations by rock- and figurine-throwing Lutheran farm wives that left over 200 people injured and leveled the Whippy Dip dairy freeze. The rioting appeared to be prompted, in part, by a report in Newsweek magazine claiming military guards at Spirit Lake’s notorious Okoboji internment center had flushed lutefisk down prison toilets...


... but lutefisk flushing could just be an honest mistake.

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