How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?

The Answer is TEN...

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner Bulb Accomplished,

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally in the dark the whole time,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

Via TalkLeft

This reminds me of some of my favorite lightbulb jokes.

How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A's:

Fish.

To get to the other side.

Two: one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Two: one to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bath tub with brightly colored power tools.

Two: one to fill the bath tub with water, one to run a wire from the tub to the bulb.

Three: one to change the bulb, one to hold the ladder.

Three: one to hold the giraffe, one to rewire the fruit bowl and one to occupy a non-dimensional N-space.

Q: How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A1: Mmm... Cookies!
A2: Wanna go ride bikes?


The all purpose generic version:

Q: How many members of a given ethnic community does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ten - one to hold the lightbulb and nine to behave in a fashion generally associated with a negative stereotype of that group.