Almost as good as the turd on the gold record on the back cover of Flogging A Dead Horse:
The Sex Pistols have refused to attend their own induction into the US Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
In a handwritten note posted on their website, they called the institution "urine in wine".
"Were not your monkeys, were not coming. You're not paying attention," continued the statement.
How could they have done anything else?