Take That, Birth Certificate Wackos
"According to many religious people, particularly the Religious Right, life begins at the moment of conception. According to Bobby “Mr. Rogers” Jindal, he was conceived in a distant land, and his mother was four and a half months pregnant with him when she arrived in the U.S. with his father.
Assuming this is true, then Bobby Jindal is not an American citizen by birth. He was conceived as a full-fledged human being in another country. He said so himself.
Therefore, Jindal is disqualified from running for president of the United States."
Uhhh... I'd run that by a Constitutional law expert first. Still funny as hell, though.