100 Days, 100 D'OH!s
As every campaign staffer knows from their marked calendar, Sunday marks 100 days to November 2. Team Roxanne is planning to count the days down Casey Kasem style- I'm a sucker for the countdown format - with some of Chuck Grassley's greatest hits.
"100 Days of Grassley" is sure to include "Pull the Plug on Grandma," as well as Krusty's favorite, "Living Off The Public Tit." Like most greatest hits sets, it's likely to include some newly recorded material, as long as they let Chuck keep Twittering, anyway.
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