Klingon is a blue state

Klingon is a blue state

This tops the electoral votes of foreign countries story from the other week for sheer irrelevance:

According to the poll of eight local Klingons, a whopping 75 percent support Kerry. Two Klingons polled--or 25 percent--said they planned to write in Satan.

Of course, on the Klingon home world they play REAL hardball:

"On the home world, if there had been a contested election between Gore and Bush, the honorable thing would be for Gore to kill Bush," explained Khraanik (Earth name: Jason Lewis), a 38-year-old from Southeast Portland...