Monday, September 07, 2009

Prescreen Your President

Prescreen Your President!

Your radical agenda as prepared for delivery:
I’ve talked about your teachers’ responsibility for inspiring you, and pushing you to learn.

I’ve talked about your parents’ responsibility for making sure you stay on track, and get your homework done, and don’t spend every waking hour in front of the TV or with that Xbox.

I’ve talked a lot about your government’s responsibility for setting high standards, supporting teachers and principals, and turning around schools that aren’t working where students aren’t getting the opportunities they deserve.

But at the end of the day, we can have the most dedicated teachers, the most supportive parents, and the best schools in the world – and none of it will matter unless all of you fulfill your responsibilities. Unless you show up to those schools; pay attention to those teachers; listen to your parents, grandparents and other adults; and put in the hard work it takes to succeed.

And that’s what I want to focus on today: the responsibility each of you has for your education. I want to start with the responsibility you have to yourself.

Republicans need to wise up: you've got Obama telling kids to stop playing Xbox and go study. That has the potential for creating a whole generation of young Republicans!

Maybe, but what does it say when you play it backwards?

That's it! Obama's message of work hard, listen to your parents and teachers is really satanically backmasked (I learned that term from Tipper Gore) to preach just the opposite: youth rebellion! It's not Speak To The Students Day tomorrow; it's OPPOSITE DAY!

Hey, What happens when you play a country song backwards? You reconcile with your wife, your runaway dog comes home, your overturned pick-up rolls back on its wheels, and you get out of prison.

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