Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Vilsack Not Total Dork On Daily Show

Vilsack Not Total Dork On Daily Show



The Guv didn't do half bad, and gets points for playing along with the duck joke. You can watch it here but you must endure an ad first. Would have been bigger points if they'd replaced the sound chip in the stuffed AFLAC duck so it actually said VILSACK! when Stewart squeezed it, but oh well. He played along with the Are You Qualified To Be President quiz too ("35 years old? Check. Haven't already been President for eight years?")

We Iowans, myself included, ARE total dorks for treating this like actual news here and here and here, but Stewart is a good hit in an era when fake news is a better truth teller than real news.




Which will we see first: Iraqi democracy or Chinese Democracy? Axl's over the shark, skiing past the Richie Gets Drafted season and headed straight for Joanie Loves Chachi.

Spinal Tap commits heresy and sells out for a commercial, compromising the innocent sentiments of their timeless first hit "Gimme Some Money" for an American Express ad. Their drummers must be rolling in their graves. Future Spinal Tap ad opportunities:

  • "Cups And Cakes" for Donutland
  • "Listen To The Flower People" for FTD
  • "Big Bottom" for any number of weight loss centers
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